Funny T-Shirt Quotes

Funny t-shirts with humorous quotes are featured along with famous sayings, slogans, and jokes that people will appreciate. Famous quotes on funny t-shirts are featured along with famous sayings.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't...

I'm Here
Only For The
Free Food!!!

Support your local police... bribe a cop today...

What a pain in the Ass...

Think I am Sarcastic? Watch me when I Pretend to Care!

Hello my name is Twilight and I am a dracula!

I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.

राम युग मे दूध मिला, कृष्ण युग मे घी... इस युग मे दारू मिली खूब दबाकर पी...

do me instead

Remember: Road Rage is not a privilege,
it's our constitutional rights...

Treat every day as your last day, one day you will be right...

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...

Bombing for peace is like FUCKING
for virginity


I love graveyards, people die to get in there...

I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate :D

Beat the rush hour traffic, leave work at noon...

B.I.T.C.H Beign In Total Control of Him

Save the earth, it's the only planet with BEER!!!

I work for MONEY... for loyalty hire a DOG!

Good drink ... good meat ... good God...
Let's eat!!!

She’s FAT I’m Drunk it’s ON!

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".

Caution Blonde Thinking

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...

No Déjà vu please...
I Don't want to go through that again

No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.

God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

For your information,
I would like to ask a question.

Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

You go girl!!! And don’t come Back!!!

I’m not your type. I’m not Inflatable.

let me drop everything and work on your problem...

People Eating Tasty Animals

Houston, We
Have A Problem

My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole...

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...

Circle of Trust


How about a nice cup of

Enter | Do Not Enter

I have body of God


RT @Jesus BRB

True Love

Facebook Like

Support Single Moms

Stop following ME!

I Don't Exist



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