What NOT to say to a Police Officer

Remember you never say these things to any Police Officer just for fun and get in to trouble, LOL :D. Read it - enjoy it - share it.



I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.

Is that a 9mm? That's nothing - look at my 44 Magnum.

Is it true people become cops because they can't get a job at McDonalds?

You must have been going over 120 to keep up with me.

I was going to be a cop but I decided to finish high school instead.

Sorry Officer my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

Bad Cop. No donut.

You're not going to check my truck are you?

Gee that gut doesn't inspire confidence.

I pay your salary.

I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.

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