What NOT to say to a Police Officer
Remember you never say these things to any Police Officer just for fun and get in to trouble, LOL :D. Read it - enjoy it - share it.
GIVE ME YOUR DONUT NOW
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
Is that a 9mm? That's nothing - look at my 44 Magnum.
Is it true people become cops because they can't get a job at McDonalds?
You must have been going over 120 to keep up with me.
I was going to be a cop but I decided to finish high school instead.
Sorry Officer my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
Bad Cop. No donut.
You're not going to check my truck are you?
Gee that gut doesn't inspire confidence.
I pay your salary.
I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.