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Funny T-Shirt Quotes

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He was happily
married - but his
wife wasn't...

I'm Here
Only For The
Free Food!!!

Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

She’s FAT
I’m Drunk
it’s ON!

Save a
VIRGIN
do me instead

Support your
local police...
bribe a cop
today...

LIFE
What a pain in
the Ass...

Think I am
Sarcastic? Watch
me when I
Pretend to Care!

For your information,
I would like to ask a question.

Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

PETA
People Eating
Tasty Animals

No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Bombing for peace
is like FUCKING
for virginity

I'm a prince in
Lagos, Nigeria and
I want you to
help me move
$500 million out
of the country.

Remember: Road Rage
is not a privilege,
it's our
constitutional rights...

Treat every day as
your last day,
one day you
will be right...

Avoid arguments
about the toilet
seat...use
the sink...

THIS IS MY CLONE

I love
graveyards, people
die to get
in there...

I'll be nicer if
you give me
chocolate :D

Beat the rush hour traffic, leave work
at noon...

B.I.T.C.H Beign In Total
Control of Him

Save the earth,
it's the only planet
with BEER!!!

I work for MONEY...
for loyalty
hire a DOG!

Good drink ...
good meat ...
good God...
Let's eat!!!

If I promise to
miss you, will
you go away?

Suicide: Mans way
of telling God -
"You can't fire
me, I quit".

Caution Blonde
Thinking!!

I found there was
only one way to
look thin, hang
out with
fat people.

I didn't climb to
the top of the
food chain to be
a vegetarian...

No Déjà vu please...
I Don't want to go through that again

God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right?

Hello my name is Twilight and I am
a dracula!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

You go girl!!! And don’t come Back!!!

I’m not your type. I’m not Inflatable.

let me drop everything and work on your problem...

Houston, We
Have A Problem

My parents said
I could be anything,
so I became an asshole...

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...

राम युग मे दूध मिला, कृष्ण युग मे घी... इस युग मे दारू मिली खूब दबाकर पी...

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