Funny T-Shirt Quotes

Funny t-shirts with humorous quotes are featured along with famous sayings, slogans, and jokes that people will appreciate. Famous quotes on funny t-shirts are featured along with famous sayings.

Funny T-Shirt Quotes

I'm Here Only For The Free Food!!!

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't...

Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

She’s FAT I’m Drunk it’s ON!

Save a VIRGIN do me instead

Support your local police... bribe a cop today...

LIFE
What a pain in the Ass...

Think I am Sarcastic? Watch me when I Pretend to Care!

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Bombing for peace is like FUCKING for virginity

I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.

Remember: Road Rage is not a privilege, it's our constitutional rights...

Treat every day as your last day, one day you will be right...

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat... use the sink...

THIS IS MY CLONE

I love graveyards, people die to get in there...

I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate :D

Beat the rush hour traffic, leave work at noon...

B.I.T.C.H Beign In Total Control of Him

Save the earth, it's the only planet with BEER!!!

I work for MONEY... for loyalty hire a DOG!

Good drink ... good meat ... good God... Let's eat!!!

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".

Caution Blonde Thinking!!

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...

No Déjà vu please... I Don't want to go through that again

God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right?

Hello my name is Twilight and I am a dracula!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

You go girl!!! And don’t come Back!!!

I’m not your type. I’m not Inflatable.

let me drop everything and work on your problem...

Houston, We Have A Problem

My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole...

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...

राम युग मे दूध मिला, कृष्ण युग मे घी... इस युग मे दारू मिली खूब दबाकर पी...


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