Funny T-Shirt Quotes
Funny t-shirts with humorous quotes are featured along with famous sayings, slogans, and jokes that people will appreciate. Famous quotes on funny t-shirts are featured along with famous sayings.
I'm Here Only For The Free Food!!!
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't...
Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...
She’s FAT I’m Drunk it’s ON!
Save a VIRGIN do me instead
Support your local police... bribe a cop today...
LIFE
What a pain in the Ass...
Think I am Sarcastic? Watch me when I Pretend to Care!
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
Bombing for peace is like FUCKING for virginity
I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country.
Remember: Road Rage is not a privilege, it's our constitutional rights...
Treat every day as your last day, one day you will be right...
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat... use the sink...
THIS IS MY CLONE
I love graveyards, people die to get in there...
I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate :D
Beat the rush hour traffic, leave work at noon...
B.I.T.C.H Beign In Total Control of Him
Save the earth, it's the only planet with BEER!!!
I work for MONEY... for loyalty hire a DOG!
Good drink ... good meat ... good God... Let's eat!!!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".
Caution Blonde Thinking!!
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...
No Déjà vu please... I Don't want to go through that again
God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right?
Hello my name is Twilight and I am a dracula!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
You go girl!!! And don’t come Back!!!
I’m not your type. I’m not Inflatable.
let me drop everything and work on your problem...
Houston, We Have A Problem
My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole...
Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...
राम युग मे दूध मिला, कृष्ण युग मे घी... इस युग मे दारू मिली खूब दबाकर पी...
