Funny T-Shirt Quotes

Funny t-shirts with humorous quotes are featured along with famous sayings, slogans, and jokes that people will appreciate. Famous quotes on funny t-shirts are featured along with famous sayings.

He was happily
married - but his
wife wasn't...

I'm Here
Only For The
Free Food!!!

Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...

She’s FAT
I’m Drunk
it’s ON!

Save a
do me instead

Support your
local police...
bribe a cop

What a pain in
the Ass...

Think I am
Sarcastic? Watch
me when I
Pretend to Care!

For your information,
I would like to ask a question.

Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then It must be none of your business...

People Eating
Tasty Animals

No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Well, yes.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Bombing for peace
is like FUCKING
for virginity

I'm a prince in
Lagos, Nigeria and
I want you to
help me move
$500 million out
of the country.

Remember: Road Rage
is not a privilege,
it's our
constitutional rights...

Treat every day as
your last day,
one day you
will be right...

Avoid arguments
about the toilet
the sink...


I love
graveyards, people
die to get
in there...

I'll be nicer if
you give me
chocolate :D

Beat the rush hour traffic, leave work
at noon...

B.I.T.C.H Beign In Total
Control of Him

Save the earth,
it's the only planet
with BEER!!!

I work for MONEY...
for loyalty
hire a DOG!

Good drink ...
good meat ...
good God...
Let's eat!!!

If I promise to
miss you, will
you go away?

Suicide: Mans way
of telling God -
"You can't fire
me, I quit".

Caution Blonde

I found there was
only one way to
look thin, hang
out with
fat people.

I didn't climb to
the top of the
food chain to be
a vegetarian...

No Déjà vu please...
I Don't want to go through that again

God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right?

Hello my name is Twilight and I am
a dracula!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

You go girl!!! And don’t come Back!!!

I’m not your type. I’m not Inflatable.

let me drop everything and work on your problem...

Houston, We
Have A Problem

My parents said
I could be anything,
so I became an asshole...

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...

राम युग मे दूध मिला, कृष्ण युग मे घी... इस युग मे दारू मिली खूब दबाकर पी...

Circle of Trust


How about a nice cup of

Enter | Do Not Enter

I have body of God


RT @Jesus BRB

True Love

Facebook Like

Support Single Moms

Stop following ME!

I Don't Exist



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