Funny Geeky Technical T-Shirt Quotes

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RT @God BRB

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

HTML
How To Meet Ladies

Recession ROCKS! My Boss Got FIRED!!!

#dick{ border: 6px solid #000000;}

You are the CSS to my HTML

<font color="#000"> Hi Matt Cutts ;D </font>

PHOTOSHOP Helping The Ugly SINCE 1988.

SEO, SEM, SMM, SES, SMO, SMX, PPC, ROI, ROA, RSS, ODP, CTA, CTR, CPO, CPC, WTF???

<TITS>


</TITS>

will write code for BEER!!!

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSII

Talk Nerdy To Me

The S, E, and O keys on my keyboard are broken...

If at first you don't succeed, call it... Version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

There is no "me" in team. No, wait, yes there is!

I Sleep With The Boss

Fuck the Corporate World BIATCH!!!

My IQ came back Negative :P

PHP
Pretty Hot Programmer

Apple: iPod than iPhone now iPad next iMat later iCarpet

The food was not un-del.icio.us

I Tweet About My Blog

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Joydeep Deb

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Joydeep Deb is a results-driven Senior Digital Marketer and Project Manager with deep expertise in Lead Generation and Online Brand Management. An IIM Calcutta Alumni with an MBA in Marketing, he specializes in SEO, SEM (PPC), and Web Technologies.

Based in Bangalore, Karnataka - India.

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